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		<title>Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/made-an-ass-out-of-myself-last-night-congratulations-asshole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maaaan, I was gonna go to this badass party w/my BFF Deanne, but I passed out cause I had taught all early-ass that morning.  Omitting details, I ended up crashing for a nizzap, then woke up and had some wine =&#62; ended up agreeing to go to a VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars) bar party [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1984&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Okay.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Sure.  If you want to make an ass out of yourself and work out dressed as a slippery zebra, I suppose that is alright, but won&#8217;t you sweat your ass off?  Won&#8217;t you sweat it off 5 seconds after fighting a small WAR just to get the damn thing on?
Posted in fashion    [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1969&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just saw my ex</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/just-saw-my-ex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[teaching]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was very hard for me. Having a bloody mary and fish noodle soup with my mom to make it better.  I even cried, what the hell?
Also, leaning against his shoulder was a bad idea.  I remembered each bone.  But I still wanted to punch him in the face (dating a 20 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1960&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Epic Dinner Fail: Ep. 1</title>
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		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/epic-dinner-fail-ep-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[gross]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I made my regularly scheduled offer on Twitter for someone to purchase me, but today I found myself actually BARTERING via Twitter DM.
&#8220;I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s more &#8216;lol&#8217; or &#8216;fml&#8217;&#8221; is a phrase I&#8217;ve had to use more often than I&#8217;d prefer lately.

Do you want to eat this?  Do you think *I* want [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1945&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>OH, HELL</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/oh-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[oh fuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trips]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;

You GUYS.  Firstly, when I got back from Hawaii, my router was all fucked up, so I&#8217;m posting this while sitting atop a mountain of clothing because I have to sit in this hellhole of a room to use internets (other than my beloved/heavily abused gphone).
Anyway, those of you who know me IRL know that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1934&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In Hawaii, met chick who was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall,</title>
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		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/17/in-hawaii-met-chick-who-was-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the greatest movie of our time.

Posted in Uncategorized       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1931&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>&#8220;Do I go to *your* place of work and repeatedly ask you for a lapdance?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/do-i-go-to-your-place-of-work-and-repeatedly-ask-you-for-a-lapdance/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/do-i-go-to-your-place-of-work-and-repeatedly-ask-you-for-a-lapdance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAHAHAA hey guys, remember those awesome seven fucking times that I cocktail waitressed at the titty bar?  My friend from high school just sent me a msg, like 3 weeks later, apologizing profusely for having asked repeatedly while there (was intoxicated) if I could get permission to give him a lap dance (cocktail waitresses are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1901&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>#1 Cunt, After my own heart</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/1-cunt-after-my-own-heart/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/1-cunt-after-my-own-heart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jessamin kindly sent me this vid of a retard who is cooking, AND I THINK SHE IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.

Posted in eating food, teaching       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1892&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I offer you the finest of boiled chickens</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/i-offer-you-the-finest-of-boiled-chickens/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/i-offer-you-the-finest-of-boiled-chickens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[AIDS]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/?p=1880</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are certain things about my ex that I miss, and most all of them deal with administrivia, aka changing light bulbs and MAKING ME THE FUD.   He made dinner every night because he&#8217;s a little girl, but we&#8217;ve been friendly lately so I feel bad about ragging on him for being such a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1880&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>State of the Union: Angela and Jessamin remix</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/25/state-of-the-union-angela-and-jessamin-remix/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/25/state-of-the-union-angela-and-jessamin-remix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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me: I feel fat from last night
w/the pizza incident
Jessamin: i wish i was super lifted
me: come over
Jessamin: that&#8217;s ridic
me: you&#8217;re ridic
Jessamin: i&#8217;m totes chattng w/ you in a weekly meeting
me: hahahahaa
Jessamin: i mean i&#8217;m in a meeting
me: great job
no I get it Jessmina
Jesmmina Louise
how are things?
me: I SAID HOW THE FUCK ARE THINGS
Jessamin: fuck you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1871&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Uh, thanks gmail, but I already has enuf issues</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/uh-thanks-gmail-but-i-already-has-enuf-issues/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/uh-thanks-gmail-but-i-already-has-enuf-issues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bored]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intertron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you]]></category>

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Posted in bored, intertron, you       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1859&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/what-in-the-fuck-is-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a collection of figurines that are up for like, sale, called &#8220;Forever in Blue Jeans&#8221;.  Who would collect this?  This is insane.

Posted in dunnoes, intertron, old people       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1856&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rent-A-Center woke up one morning</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/rent-a-center-woke-up-one-morning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And they were all, Hey!  Let&#8217;s put Magic Johnson in a commercial!  So everyone can associate our refrigerators and couches with AIDS!

So I might go to a different titty bar to waitress (walked out on other place last Sunday).  Because not learning from my mistakes is my favorite.  I&#8217;m not entirely sure I&#8217;m even going [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1759&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sprawling and Titty Bar&#8217;s getting real close to not worth it</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/sprawling-and-titty-bars-getting-real-close-to-not-worth-it/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/sprawling-and-titty-bars-getting-real-close-to-not-worth-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I for real got an email from a student today with the subject line, &#8220;HORSEBACK RIDING&#8221;.
K, it&#8217;s related to an assignment, barely, and in a way that you don&#8217;t need to understand, but fuck that was weird.  I&#8217;m still not sure if it&#8217;s more &#8220;lol&#8221; or &#8220;fml&#8221;.
Also, there&#8217;s this, from &#8220;funny likes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1828&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus &amp; Mary Chain &#8211; Sometimes Always</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/jesus-mary-chain-sometimes-always/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/jesus-mary-chain-sometimes-always/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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Jesus &#38; Mary Chain &#8211; Sometimes Always Uploaded by jesus_lizard. &#8211; Music videos, artist interviews, concerts and more.
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		<title>Come here for a second</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/come-here-for-a-second/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/come-here-for-a-second/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cool music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what a dick]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friend showed this to me, and you&#8217;re going to click on it and listen to it.  This is no music blog, it&#8217;s a me-being-a-little-dickhead blog, but this song is my picnics and sunshine.
Oh yeah and informed my ex via email that &#8220;&#8221;You are like the sherriff, mayor and comptroller of Douche City, TX.&#8221;  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1824&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t know, you tell me TwitterMoms.com</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/i-dont-know-you-tell-me-twittermoms-com/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/i-dont-know-you-tell-me-twittermoms-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ackahol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chillin today]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/?p=1816</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Look, I don&#8217;t know what this TwitterMoms.com is, and I don&#8217;t want to, either.   But how is pot the new pilates?  I can guess that they&#8217;re saying, Moms, stop doing pilates and just smoke pot.  So whatever.  If you twatsprinks wanna look into it, keep us updated because I can&#8217;t bring myself to go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1816&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Time Warner</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/an-open-letter-to-time-warner/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/an-open-letter-to-time-warner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/?p=1789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hope you&#8217;re doing well and that business is booming.
May I ask you something?

Why is LL Cool J on my tv screen?  AGAIN?  We have been through this.  Please fire somebody immediately.
&#60;3,
Ang
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		<title>Top 5 Concerns about being a &#8220;cocktail waitress&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/top-5-concerns-about-being-a-cocktail-waitress/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/top-5-concerns-about-being-a-cocktail-waitress/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) I will run into one of my students.  Fuck that.
2) Having to carry a heavy tray of drinks while wearing heels.
3) Consequently spilling beer on a &#8216;patron&#8217; or whatever.
4) What if I get grossed?
5) Well, they&#8217;re not allowed to hug me unless they tip me $300.  I wish that I were kidding.  The interviewing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=halfassitude.wordpress.com&blog=4177019&post=1809&subd=halfassitude&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pussy is waking up</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/08/19/pussy-is-waking-up/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/08/19/pussy-is-waking-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love my igoogle pussycat.  She&#8217;s always doing what I&#8217;m doing, except when she decides it&#8217;s time for some light gardening.


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