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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by Twatty MacTwatterson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Twatty MacTwatterson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I entered &quot;fart&quot; in the password field and it didn&#039;t work. What&#039;s wrong???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I entered &#8220;fart&#8221; in the password field and it didn&#8217;t work. What&#8217;s wrong???</p>
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		<title>Comment on Protected: UMMM, TMI BRO. Email me for password, or it&#8217;s my VG name by Jessamin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessamin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Protected: UMMM, TMI BRO. Email me for password, or it&#8217;s my VG name by halfassitude</title>
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		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Protected: UMMM, TMI BRO. Email me for password, or it&#8217;s my VG name by Queen Napkin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Queen Napkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Protected: UMMM, TMI BRO. Email me for password, or it&#8217;s my VG name by crymsen</title>
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		<dc:creator>crymsen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Protected: UMMM, TMI BRO. Email me for password, or it&#8217;s my VG name by Robert</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by halfassitude</title>
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		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awwwww, made my morning.  Hope the rest of the day isn&#039;t all balls!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awwwww, made my morning.  Hope the rest of the day isn&#8217;t all balls!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by Eric</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know I&#039;m late to the party on this one but HO-LEE SHIT. This may be the best story ever. In fact, I wish it was on facebook so it could eventually get on lamebook and be disseminated to the masses. My point is that it needs to be &lt;i&gt;shared&lt;/i&gt; with the greater world, not just your loyal following here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;m late to the party on this one but HO-LEE SHIT. This may be the best story ever. In fact, I wish it was on facebook so it could eventually get on lamebook and be disseminated to the masses. My point is that it needs to be <i>shared</i> with the greater world, not just your loyal following here.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by Queen Napkin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Queen Napkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BFF? 
 ...you said &#039;I was gonna go to this badass party w/my BFF Deanne&quot;

BFF = Best Fuck Fantasy or so my 12yr old daughter tells me..

?</description>
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 &#8230;you said &#8216;I was gonna go to this badass party w/my BFF Deanne&#8221;</p>
<p>BFF = Best Fuck Fantasy or so my 12yr old daughter tells me..</p>
<p>?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Okay. by crymsen</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/10/28/okay/#comment-2238</link>
		<dc:creator>crymsen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Or perhaps the two &quot;lady lumps&quot; in that picture are actually like camel humps... except they&#039;re storing farts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or perhaps the two &#8220;lady lumps&#8221; in that picture are actually like camel humps&#8230; except they&#8217;re storing farts.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by Yip</title>
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		<dc:creator>Yip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had f&#039;n food poisoning! :( I was going to be a vampire and I finally convinced Jeff to wear a button (costume, yeah i know) that says Fangbanger(a la TrueBlood). So I end up getting food poisoning and missing all the fun. Boo. But I would have given out &quot;andy&quot; to see you dance w/ your Mom. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had f&#8217;n food poisoning! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  I was going to be a vampire and I finally convinced Jeff to wear a button (costume, yeah i know) that says Fangbanger(a la TrueBlood). So I end up getting food poisoning and missing all the fun. Boo. But I would have given out &#8220;andy&#8221; to see you dance w/ your Mom. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by halfassitude</title>
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		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@skinfrog hahaha apparently only into 4 large pieces.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@skinfrog hahaha apparently only into 4 large pieces.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by skinfrog</title>
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		<dc:creator>skinfrog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@whitegoodman: you gave out andy? did you chop him up first?</description>
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		<title>Comment on Okay. by halfassitude</title>
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		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHA you&#039;d blow out a hole in those pants, possibly injuring yourself or others</description>
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		<title>Comment on Okay. by crymsen</title>
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		<dc:creator>crymsen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heaven forbid you fart in those things. It&#039;d be like letting air out of a balloon while you pinch it&#039;s neck.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by halfassitude</title>
		<link>http://halfassitude.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/made-an-ass-out-of-myself-last-night-congratulations-asshole/#comment-2232</link>
		<dc:creator>halfassitude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck both our lives, I just bought a taco and some chips and queso :(  Pigging it and watching shit tv</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck both our lives, I just bought a taco and some chips and queso <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   Pigging it and watching shit tv</p>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by WhiteGoodman</title>
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		<dc:creator>WhiteGoodman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least you didn&#039;t sit home alone, drinking beer and whiskey, and hand out andy to 4 fucking kids. FML.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by Queen Napkin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Queen Napkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...be a teacher ......LOOOOOOL :)

nice 1 Rob ;)</description>
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<p>nice 1 Rob <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on Epic Dinner Fail: Ep. 1 by deezey</title>
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		<dc:creator>deezey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can move to NY and be my new BFF. My last BFF was abducted by the Bigfoot, or got knocked up by a pirate. One of those two things.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Made an ass out of myself last night, congratulations asshole by Robert</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you HA!  I learn so much from this blog :)

You should be a teacher or something.</description>
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<p>You should be a teacher or something.</p>
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