Halfassing It Daily


Are you feeling depressed? Allow me to exacerbate.
February 20, 2009, 3:15 pm
Filed under: chillin today, dating, music, you

Fucked Me Right Up - Sean Hayes

“Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye.”

He literally says this 24x in a row.  Excellent.  He does not give an EFF.


ha-pron 

Coming up next:  I bought some crazy-ass shit today.  It involves eggs, things that light up, and the fact that I am an idiot.  I’ll put a vid up soon.



“A delicate blend…of sweat and menstrual blood”
February 3, 2009, 10:17 pm
Filed under: beer, bleeding, cool music, dating, don't, gross, music

That, my peeps, is what this clam-flavored beer tastes like.  Real talk.  I know I said I would make a vid of myself drinking it, but I honestly can’t get beyond one sip and you’ll just have to take my written word for it.  

I don’t know this poor human male, but that’s what one looks like while tasting a delicate blend of sweat and menstrual blood.

bud-light-chelada    sad-chelada

That also happens to be the lyrics to one my favorite songs — THX, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone