Fucked Me Right Up - Sean Hayes
“Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye.”
He literally says this 24x in a row. Excellent. He does not give an EFF.
Coming up next: I bought some crazy-ass shit today. It involves eggs, things that light up, and the fact that I am an idiot. I’ll put a vid up soon.
That, my peeps, is what this clam-flavored beer tastes like. Real talk. I know I said I would make a vid of myself drinking it, but I honestly can’t get beyond one sip and you’ll just have to take my written word for it.
I don’t know this poor human male, but that’s what one looks like while tasting a delicate blend of sweat and menstrual blood.

That also happens to be the lyrics to one my favorite songs — THX, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone




