Filed under: Laura Linney's Breasts, bored, chillin today, cool music, me me me
Oh yeah and LL’s breasts (Semi-SFW):
Yeah, I’m recycling my blog shit now. You gotta cut me some slack cause I’m going through some bullshit but I still wanna talk to you guys. So emo it hurts, lol.
Filed under: Laura Linney's Breasts, Pro-tips, bored, chillin today, embarrassing, video games
When I was a younger little twatsprinkle, I conducted a lot of research (via Prodigy and America Online) on making my breasts grow larger by using my brain.
[yes -- recycled pic from this summer -- it's not as if my breasts have grown since]
I read that if you close your eyes and picture yourself topless in the sun, breasts buds would further blossom, because something about the tingling sensations that actually occur when your breasts grow due to teh puberties, yeah, none of this makes sense. But that is a true story. And obvs, it didn’t pan out.
So that was my life then, this is my life now. Jealous?!!?! No? :(
The upper-middle class mothers are up in arms because:
a) the grossly inequitable distribution of world resources
b) Darfur
c) their beautiful (nope) pics of exposed breast with baby mouth attached were removed from facebook.
The answer is neither “a” nor “b”, but this is making NATIONAL NEWS. They are fucking *pissed*, even thought it does violate facebook TOS to display your areola. The pic above does not even display full-on breasticle, so it is actually acceptable (as the term applies to legal sensibilities, not my own, yikes). But IT IS NOT ENOUGH. ”I MUST SHOW THE FULL-ON ACTION.”
Breast-feeding is good for baby. I don’t know if being punched in the face with a pic like this of a friend on facebook is going to change anyone’s mind about the topic.
*Granted, I have complained (as I was reminded by Sir Robert) about “My BANGZ needing to get the shit out my FACE”, and other such nonsense, but I’m not sitting on my living room floor and petitioning to have my post-preggo boob shoved in someone’s face. Maybe I’m just angsty today. I have to give an hour-long-talk for work on a really hard topic this Friday, and I’m concerned because as of today, I DON’T GET IT. Not even a little bit. Hopefully I will be fired?
Gentlemen: With the cold season upon us, do you find that your breasticles have begun to itch? This would have to do with dry skin. Or one would hope.
Ladies: How bout you? Or do you own higher-quality undergarments that do not cause you to sneakily swipe at your breast during meetings and family dinners. Lace is OUT, I decree.
Filed under: Laura Linney's Breasts, Tony Hawk, me me me, oh fuck, tv, video games, working
-or- “This month-long sabbatical of mine is turning me crazy”
Hey guys, I LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY:
So I was supposed to find out (by using this time) what I wanted to do with my career, but as it turns out, I only want to watch tv and play video games and read trash all day on the internet. “Just kidding.”
But cereal, I think I’ll prob get another Master’s in either Int’l Policy, Economics or Social Work. Or Environmental Science & Engineering, which would go nicely w/the CS background and plus has a PhD prog I might go for. Either way, the deadline is July 1 (fuck fuck fuck).
I’m getting a-little-too-used-to the Crazy Lady routine. I’ve been sitting on the couch all day for weeks, taking naps AFTER BREAKFAST, and contemplating (= pricing) small pigs. For pet! Or confidante, student, teacher & friend. I eat bacon almost every morning, and I would prob have to knock that off ASAP. I just can’t see myself cooking it with the pig running around.
This series kicks fucking ass, here are two [the latest, "Chapter Fourty-Four: Bon Iver" is my favorite, but is not on youtube yet. You can use the google to find it.]:
[youbue=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKCraa-tdD4]
So toodles, McTwattersons…wonder what I’m going to do??? Time is running out. And money, that too. No one is paying me to sit on a mountain and think.
I was almost blinded for the second time by Laura Linney’s breastassis while watching “The Savages” this morning. I think she’s a very attractive middle-aged lady, but her breasts remind me of someone’s mom’s, and I sure was taken aback in “Love Actually” when they popped out in total wtf fashion:
Movies of my Mother’s Day Dinner coming tomorrow.
