Every time I see this movie title on the guide I’m like “heh heh. HOLES.” This is because I have the mind (and body) of a 14-yr old boy.
Turns out it’s just a PG movie by Disney people who secretly thought it was hilarious to name their movie HOLES.
[Transition, how about accordingly?] Accordingly, I feel weird around men wearing flip-flops with jeans. I’m sure it’s perfectly alright, but I can’t help but to STARE at the man-feet and it embarrasses us both. -C.F. Oddity #5RZ
JC would be in trouble……While Prince would not (he decided to wear socks?):

Omg, have you seen these “topless sandals”? They stick to your feet! And make you look like a douchebag! “It’s very magical”, according to their website.
It is abundantly clear from the absurdity of this post that I have a lot of work to do today. Papers to read and programs to write. Hope you all have a non-shitty weekend. Maybe I’ll splash around in the kiddie pool for Memorial Day or whatever once I finish this work <3 Stay safe, McTwattersons!
As you may know, I fried my hard drive last month by slamming my laptop onto the ground while hoisting that ass onto the couch.
I learned my lesson about the couch but today I had to get in the kiddie pool again bc I had the weekly meeting this morning, and therefore must party (equlas get in the kiddie pool with miller lite, two unread US Weekly’s and a night’s worth of Tony Hawk).
I have my new laptop perched on a chair next to the kiddie pool (which has a slow leak ,like everything else in my LIFE (lol)). But dudes, I can’t hear my music very well if I don’t.







