- me: I feel fat from last night
- w/the pizza incident
- Jessamin: i wish i was super lifted
- me: come over
- Jessamin: that’s ridic
- me: you’re ridic
- Jessamin: i’m totes chattng w/ you in a weekly meeting
- me: hahahahaa
- Jessamin: i mean i’m in a meeting
- me: great job
- no I get it Jessmina
- Jesmmina Louise
- how are things?
- me: I SAID HOW THE FUCK ARE THINGS
- Jessamin: fuck you angela i’m trying to chat surreptitiously
- me: o. k then. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
- hey I’m gonna go to the kitchen and start breaking plates now, brb
- Jessamin: ok
- there are 4 peeps here and they can all totes see i’m on gmail, chatting
- howtf can you eat a whole pizza
- me: like they say in Miami don’t stop get it get it
- I don’t know what happened to me
- I EVEN CALLED THEM AND MADE THEM COME BACK AND BRING ME MORE GARLIC BUTTER SAUCE
- Jessamin: i think you might inspire me to go back to school
- me: dude
- pls don’t.
- I am soooo fucking mis with that shit
- and we’re gonna be steady bitching with each other
- and the PPL
- the fucking PPL
- we have had many a convo about this, when one of his been in and the other out, and vice versa, but why are you considering it cause I fucking hate my life
- Jessamin: haha
- me:
- Jessamin: thanks for talking me off the ledge
- me: I luv you is why I say this
- get the FUCK off that damn ledge
- <3
- me: I’m going to get laid tonight, Jessamin.
And they were all, Hey! Let’s put Magic Johnson in a commercial! So everyone can associate our refrigerators and couches with AIDS!
So I might go to a different titty bar to waitress (walked out on other place last Sunday). Because not learning from my mistakes is my favorite. I’m not entirely sure I’m even going to take a third job anymore. Maybe bank teller. Any ideas? *sigh* I know you guys are gonna be dicks, lol. Don’t disappoint me. :)
First of all, I for real got an email from a student today with the subject line, “HORSEBACK RIDING”.
K, it’s related to an assignment, barely, and in a way that you don’t need to understand, but fuck that was weird. I’m still not sure if it’s more “lol” or “fml”.
Also, there’s this, from “funny likes on facebook” (forget who to credit this for, @GoodWhiteman maybe [Edit: it was @adamontherun, and the correct sn is @WhiteGoodman, anyway]):
This is for real my fucking playlist right now: http://blip.fm/profile/angelakdean/playlist. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT. It’s like, I’m a chick, or something. I know that most of you guys are male, but I also know that most of you work 9-5 and use headphones at work, and you can just thank me later for making you feel like a 12-yr old who just got her first period. And yes, Taylor Swift is present. And not because of my husby Kanye and his latest Kanye-Being-Kanye, it’s cause I DO WHAT I WANT.
So, I hate being a cocktail waitress most of the time, and especially when I have to deal with drunk guys trying to touch my hands (I fuuucking hate that (not from guys in gen, just from guys at the titty bar when I’m fucking hustlin’ and I’d probably be happier selling used cars)) and godknowswhatelse they try to swipe at. This right here for my cat’s chemo is why it *was* worth it, but I’m getting fucking sick of that environment. I need to find a diff job that pays on the quick and doesn’t involve old guys with hella alcohol breff trying to grab my ass.
I was told that I could actually embed this vid into wordpress, but either Dailymotion.com is a liar, or they take a while and it’ll show up like 3 times tomorrow. http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/mazzy/video/x67um_jesus-mary-chain-sometimes-always_music. It was my favorite thing evar like 50 years ago. [EDIT: Yep, 12 hours later, they all show up. I left one below so you don't have to click.]
My friend showed this to me, and you’re going to click on it and listen to it. This is no music blog, it’s a me-being-a-little-dickhead blog, but this song is my picnics and sunshine.
Oh yeah and informed my ex via email that “”You are like the sherriff, mayor and comptroller of Douche City, TX.” I won’t get into details, but he took shit far. Too far. Men. Am I right? Oh wait, it’s a snausage fest around here, maybe a couple of my girlz will represent.
Filed under: Laura Linney's Breasts, bored, chillin today, cool music, me me me
Oh yeah and LL’s breasts (Semi-SFW):
Yeah, I’m recycling my blog shit now. You gotta cut me some slack cause I’m going through some bullshit but I still wanna talk to you guys. So emo it hurts, lol.
That, my peeps, is what this clam-flavored beer tastes like. Real talk. I know I said I would make a vid of myself drinking it, but I honestly can’t get beyond one sip and you’ll just have to take my written word for it.
I don’t know this poor human male, but that’s what one looks like while tasting a delicate blend of sweat and menstrual blood.
That also happens to be the lyrics to one my favorite songs — THX, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
