- me: I feel fat from last night
- w/the pizza incident
- Jessamin: i wish i was super lifted
- me: come over
- Jessamin: that’s ridic
- me: you’re ridic
- Jessamin: i’m totes chattng w/ you in a weekly meeting
- me: hahahahaa
- Jessamin: i mean i’m in a meeting
- me: great job
- no I get it Jessmina
- Jesmmina Louise
- how are things?
- me: I SAID HOW THE FUCK ARE THINGS
- Jessamin: fuck you angela i’m trying to chat surreptitiously
- me: o. k then. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
- hey I’m gonna go to the kitchen and start breaking plates now, brb
- Jessamin: ok
- there are 4 peeps here and they can all totes see i’m on gmail, chatting
- howtf can you eat a whole pizza
- me: like they say in Miami don’t stop get it get it
- I don’t know what happened to me
- I EVEN CALLED THEM AND MADE THEM COME BACK AND BRING ME MORE GARLIC BUTTER SAUCE
- Jessamin: i think you might inspire me to go back to school
- me: dude
- pls don’t.
- I am soooo fucking mis with that shit
- and we’re gonna be steady bitching with each other
- and the PPL
- the fucking PPL
- we have had many a convo about this, when one of his been in and the other out, and vice versa, but why are you considering it cause I fucking hate my life
- Jessamin: haha
- me:
- Jessamin: thanks for talking me off the ledge
- me: I luv you is why I say this
- get the FUCK off that damn ledge
- <3
- me: I’m going to get laid tonight, Jessamin.
I’m Angela and Jessamin is this one:
Jessamin: man i’m wearing this long sleeved button down shirt right now and i’m totally sweating in it :O
Angela: gross
Angela: I use medicated deodorant
Jessamin: really??
Angela: prescription, bia
Jessamin: do you have a glandular problem angela
Jessamin: do you have a very strong musk
Angela: you apply it at night
Angela: and put saran wrap over your armpits
Angela: and wear a tight shirt
Angela: and I am not shitting you
Angela: you dab the liquid onto your pits,
then put saran wrap on it,
then put on a tight shirt,
then try to sleep as it burns
your pits
then wake up in the morning and itch your pits furiously
then don’t sweat as much!!!
Jessamin: wtffff
Angela: yaaaay!!!!!11
Jessamin: that’s so effing hilarious
: (
Angela: I used to have to do that like 1x a week until like about 4 years ago
: D
Angela: it would be funny if you wore man-slacks and man-dress shirts
every day though
Angela: you should wear big frilly dresses to work
just start showing up like that
with little anklet socks and dress shoes
Jessamin: noooo
Jessamin: who says i don’t come to work like that angela (in a man’s
shirt and pants)
Angela: nobody said
Jessamin: :’(
