I’m a PhD student in Computer Science. I also teach a class. I break computers. A LOT. And not in the name of research, usually in the name of alcohol. I still play Tony Hawk 3 for the PS2 like every day. I’m not sure why. It just makes me happy.
LIKES IT:
* heterosexual male secretaries (neat!)
* kevlar burkhas
DO NOT LIKE:
* cleaning
* college football season and any other sports season
* “shit shit shit shit shit shit Daylight Savings shit shit shit shit sh” -xkcd
DO NOT UNDERSTAND:
* Jeff Bridges/Jeff Daniels/Bill Pullman you all look the same to me.
* Tyra Banks, that ho she crazy
Interests
* Mouth-breathers. Crying. Saying stuff to people then mimicking myself in my head.
Favorite Movies
* Slam Drunk Ernest
* Ernest Goes to Camp
* Ernest Goes to Jail
* Ernest Goes to Splash Mountain
* Ernest Rides Again
* When the above are not available:
* Adaptation
* Religulous
* I Heart Huckabees
* Punch Drunk Love
* Secretary
* The Squid and the Whale
* Magnolia
* Thumbsucker
* Kill Bill
* Me and You and Everyone We Know
* Heat
* Rushmore
* Royal Tenenbaums
* Darjeeling Limited (Wes Anderson in gen)
* Zoolander
* Borat
* English Patient
* Dr. Zhivago
* Woody Allen – all of my love
* High Fidelity
* BASEketball
* Orgazmo (Matt Stone/Trey Parker movies)
* Milo & Otis
* Elf
* Waking Life
Favorite Music
* M. Ward
* Wolf Parade
* Say Hi to Your Mom
* Feist
* Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
* Pan-fucking-tera
* CYHSY
* Color Me Badd
* Camera Obscura
* Elf Power
* Radiohead
* The Strokes
* R. Kelly (“I’m Black Handsome Rich Plus I Sing”)
* Magnetic Fields
* Michael Bolton (For my money
* it doesn’t get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman)
* Ushah
* Modest Mouse
* Dogs Die in Hot Cars
* Sublime
* RATM
* The Unicorns
* that sound your mom makes me when I tell her to “act like a kitty!”
* Sonic Youth
* Shania Twain (lyrical genius)
* The Radio Dept
* My Morning Jacket
* The Blow
* Eric Clapton
* Franz Ferdinand
* Hootie & The Blowfish (shut–up)
* The Walkmen
* Mates of State
* Paul Simon
* Pedro The Lion
* The Rosebuds
* “Bright Eyes: The Christmas Album” makes me want to kill myself
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O i see Some what close Sorry about the wrong post there LOL.
Comment by Adam September 30, 2008 @ 4:01 pmSo what would it take for me to take you out to eat sometime?
Based on your selections, I recommend Ernest Scared Stupid.
Comment by John February 4, 2009 @ 5:58 pmOne would think so. But Earnest Goes to Camp has more classic undertones. No?
Comment by halfassitude February 5, 2009 @ 8:45 pmWhere are you getting your PhD?
Comment by sirrix May 5, 2009 @ 6:17 amI don’t like to say exactly where because of the google, but it’s in Texasssssss
Comment by halfassitude May 5, 2009 @ 10:52 amYeah, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think unicorns are kick ass.
Comment by WhiteGoodman May 22, 2009 @ 3:01 pmunicorns the animal, or the band? Either way, anyone who loves any unicorn is a friend of mine
The unicorn is my power animal haha (have you ever seen the movie Thumbsucker? If not, you totally should! It’s prob on netflix.)
Comment by halfassitude May 23, 2009 @ 7:57 amI love unicorns. Carnally.
Comment by Theodore June 7, 2009 @ 3:16 am