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Fucking tada! Contest winner: “Blacknapkin”
June 14, 2009, 7:43 am
Filed under: chillin today, contests!!, intertron, movies, teaching, you

Remember that stupid-ass “Guess how many loads of laundry my fucking room has” contest I subjected you guys to?  Well, commenter “Blacknapkin” (he has several other aliases, such as: Reverened Twatking, Lord and Lady Twatkin, etc. lol cause is he a fucking NUT and I just love him so much) — anyway, that was a hell of a bad sentence, so I’ll just say that “Black Napkin” won in an email submission.

He actually lives in UK, but I ordred the “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” dvd from amazon.co.uk and he and his family fucking loved it.  Which makes me soooo happy, bc I’ve probably seen it about 50 times myself.

Anyway, here are pics here very kindly snapped of him receiving the movie in the mail.  Contragulations my darling BlackNapkin!

For everyone else, I know I haven’t been blogging lately, or like fucking AT ALL, since school started.  That’ll change, probably post again today.  Teaching an actual programming class is harder than teaching a “Microsoft Word applications” class, but it’s actually really fun, dare I shat it maybe even rules?  Cray, right.

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btw, are you teaching in the bat lab? I think I saw your handwriting on the whiteboard. Are you teaching intro to programming 1? It looked like java.
/nerd

Forgetting Sarah Marshall, oh wow, I’ve also seen that movie far too many times. D in the V. lols
INSIDE OF YOU deeep inside of you.
oh that movie.

did you see the chair video i posted on the last post? very very odd and insightful.

Comment by Zero

Inside of youuuuuuu lolol

I’ll respond to the other stuff in about an hour cause I don’t have a damn coffee fairy and you don’ want any of me before my coffee lol :)

Comment by halfassitude

OK, but how many loads of laundry were there?? Inquiring minds want to know.

Comment by WhiteGoodman

It was rigged! Where are the independent observers???

Comment by Twatty MacTwatterson

…thanks a shit-ton HA!! really great of you to do this… *shit! ..are all American girls as cool as this?? ffs!* “Contragulations my darling BlackNapkin!” fuck me!!! u used my full name!! lol I’m buzz’d and honored… chaps!

nice

Comment by Saint Napkin

oh and chaps… It’s a belly laugh film..

Comment by Saint Napkin

So, what was your guess? Our esteemed host seems to be loose in the wind.

It is a very good movie, though I could do without the penis. It is nice to have some equality with the nudity I grudgingly admit. The best part is trying to decide between the two girls. Really, if one had a choice like that to make, you’re already a winner.

Comment by Theodore

“loose in the wind” lololololoolol I just flew back into the hammock.

Unfortunately, I had already heard the hype about the (multiple) penis scenes before I saw the movie, but I would have really enjoyed to see the reaction in the theater before everyone knew. I put all the hetero guys groaning and turning their head lol.

I’m semi-back, still got some shit to do but my friend Deanne is stopping by also for a little. Miss you guys :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( You guys always make me LOLZ

Comment by halfassitude

Congratulations BlackNapkin!! I was wondering how HA would send you the prize if you were the winner. Now I know the answer.

Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis. If you had stopped right there I would have watched the movie. But then you started talkin bout penises, now I’m not so sure.

Happy to hear the teaching of the programming rules!!

Comment by Robert

Thank you so much, Tyler! You kind thing you:

http://www.songjournals.com/journal_page/213/Fucked_Me_Right_Up_by_Sean_Hayes

Comment by halfassitude

It’s not like there are dongs flying all over the place. Just be happy this movie wasn’t shot in that new 3-D they’re all pushing, eh?

Comment by Theodore

You don’t need to put your P in a V right now.
LMAO!!!
;)
Never gets old. Congrats Herr Napkin! :)

Comment by Yip

But I want to b my l on some Ts :( :(

lol

You weren’t wearing that necklace a minute ago were you? o_0

Watched that movie too many times recently. lol.

hi

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lol

Comment by zero

for a fugly shoe post?

http://www.streetlevel.com/2009/06/15/reebok-pump-omni-lite-gremlins-pack/

Comment by zero

“Utterly indecent” HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is great.

Comment by halfassitude

I just feel wanna B a L on someone’s T’s.

Comment by halfassitude

Whoa, look at this penis with sunglasses thing that appears as my avatar when I’m not logged in as halfassitude. Gross, I do not like it. I need to not be lazy and long in so my pug’s little face can get back up there.

Comment by halfassitude

He looks pretty cocky… muah ha ha ha! ;)
“Beats” being a yield sign. muah ha ha ha ha! ;)
yeah, i’m tired and wanna go home already.
Where are those pics, whore!?!

Comment by Yip




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